I will give five dollars to the first person who explains this interaction:
(14:56:08) blahBlahBlah: Hey, E. Bola,
(14:56:12) blahBlahBlah: keep your sick ass at home
(14:56:18) Ouroboro1: who is this?
(14:56:21) blahBlahBlah: your mom
(14:56:28) Ouroboro1: don't lie
(14:56:33) Ouroboro1: (Deleted*)?
(14:56:39) blahBlahBlah: no
(14:56:51) blahBlahBlah: frank
(14:56:56) blahBlahBlah: n
(14:56:58) blahBlahBlah: furter
(14:57:14) Ouroboro1: still no clue
(14:57:16) blahBlahBlah: STOP CALLIN GME
(14:57:47) Ouroboro1: OK. No more codine for me. I give up.
(14:59:08) Ouroboro1: still no clue
(14:59:27) blahBlahBlah: WHAT DID I TELL YOU
(14:59:40) Ouroboro1: My mother doesn't talk like that.
(15:00:19) blahBlahBlah: LOOK, JERKOFF, I TOLD YOU. I DON'T EVEN LIKE MUSCLE CARS.
That was a random IM conversation that just started a few minutes ago. The line that says deleted was my guess at who this was.
Update: The guilty party has come forward, and her IM handle has been removed. The $5 has not been claimed, and I am slightly less confused. (Is it just me, or did that last bit kind of rhyme?)