I'm sorry, I have an excruciating headache right now and can't sleep. Rather than watch horrible late night TV, I was watching horrible late night YouTube. This clip is a classic:
Oh wait it gets better:
He won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver's and what's that plate? $2.99?
Here is her website and she has a myspace page. I really am tired, so somebody will need to tell me if this is funny or not.