Monday, February 14, 2005

Orange Underwear

Is it wrong to want to taunt another male that you know is wearing orange underwear? Probably. The toilet is one of the most socially weird places in our culture. Is it ok to talk or not? If it is ok, is it only while washing your hands, or is it ok to talk while taking a whiz. What about number two? I personally feel that if you are doing something that requires your pants to be around your ankles, then everybody else around is honor bound to leave you with the illusion of anonymity. That my friends is why I didn't taunt the guy whose feet, pants and orange underwear were visible under the bottom of the stall today as I walked into the toilet to run some water through the pipes.

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